Sheldon's Words of Wisdom 12.02

"It’s not suspicious that I’m fixating – it’s consistent with my personality."

Sheldon's Words of Wisdom 12.01

"When I rise to power, those people will be sterilized."

Sheldon's Words of Wisdom 11.04

"There is a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately you have to be a visionary to see it."

Sheldon's Words of Wisdom 11.03

"You think you’re so clever. Well, let me just tell you, while I do not currently have a scathing retort, you check your email periodically for a doozy."

"They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that’s why they hated me."

"I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested."

"I can’t be impossible – I exist! I believe what you meant to say is – ‘I give up, he’s improbable’."

"Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto this?"

Sheldon's Words of Wisdom 11.02

"Engineering: where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Ooompa-Loompas of science."

Sheldon's Words of Wisdom 11.01

"At least now you can retrieve the black box from the twisted smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain again."