"You think you’re so clever. Well, let me just tell you, while I do not currently have a scathing retort, you check your email periodically for a doozy.""They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that’s why they hated me."
"I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested."
"I can’t be impossible – I exist! I believe what you meant to say is – ‘I give up, he’s improbable’."
Since it's letting me comment now, finally....
ReplyDeleteI love the second one, and also the "Oompa Loompas of science" one a few posts down. I think that one needs to be on your FB profile.
And now that I think about it.... #1 is SO me.